Apparently, that's the new buzz phrase, and is very reminiscent of "Help, I've fallen down and I can't get up".
Of course, the government is pushing back - after all -as soon as you give one child a piece of candy, they're all going to want some, right?
So, instead, let's think of ways California can get out of debt:
1. Make and sell soap out of all the lipo-suction fat in Hollywood.
2. Engineer treadmills such that they produce electricity. Then dangle a new pair of manolo shoes on a string at the end of the treadmill - line up all the valley girls - in this way we can make California self-sufficient in energy - a Huge money saver!
3. (My personal favorite) Humboldt's #1 selling product goes national
hmmm - I gotta go - I suddenly have a craving for Nintendo games and a pizza.
1 comment:
Oh my god! To funny and I'm a transplanted CA girl to the Pacific NW.
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