Wicked Wednesday

Top 5 Things I'd do today if I could get away with it:

5. Drive a Bulldozer down the highway and push everyone out of my way
4. Use my laptop as a frisbee
3. Replace the water in my water bottle with vodka - and THEN drive the bulldozer down the highway - woo hoo!
2. Replace the water in the office water cooler with vodka - and then invite the company CEO over for a open bitch session.
1. Rob a bank and retire from the working life so that #'s 2-5 are unnecessary